Tipsy Asses

Let us make your special day even better by adding a touch of 'hee-haw-some' fun!

Jasper

Jasper, a remarkably affectionate donkey, possesses a deep love for snuggling that sets him apart in this pair. Despite being the younger of the two donkeys, he carries himself with a mature, almost big-brotherly demeanor. Jasper's affectionate nature shines through in his close bond with his donkey companion. Together, they've cleverly figured out how to slip into the horse's stall, finding moments of quiet togetherness before separating to their respective eating spots. Jasper's endearing personality, marked by his love for snuggling and protective instincts, makes him a standout character, bringing warmth and companionship to his unique corner of the world.

Sebastian

Meet Sebastian, an adorable 20-month-old donkey with a personality as unique as his name. Despite his young age, he's already quite the character. Sebastian adores his good friend Jasper who he looks up to. Wherever Jasper goes, you can be sure Sebastian is not far behind, shadowing him with unyielding devotion. But there's one thing that sets Sebastian apart from his fellow donkeys - his insatiable appetite. He's a little foodie on hooves, gobbling up everything in sight. From crisp green apples to the juiciest carrots, there's no morsel too small for Sebastian's eager munching. With his boundless curiosity and heartwarming antics, Sebastian brings joy to everyone he encounters on the farm, making him a truly lovable addition to the family.

Weddings, Quinceañera's, Birthdays

What can we do for you?

What's included?

At Tipsy Asses, our services are designed to add a unique and memorable touch to your events. We take pride in offering fully insured donkeys and carts, manned by TABC certified staff, ensuring a safe and delightful experience for all. Our adorable donkeys will charm your guests as they serve a wide array of beverages, both alcoholic and non-alcoholic, that you provide. It's a fun and quirky way to elevate any gathering! So, whether you're sipping on a cocktail or enjoying a mocktail, our donkeys are here to make your event unforgettable.

Assured Custom Delights!

We take great pride in crafting an experience that perfectly aligns with your unique needs and desires. Your satisfaction is paramount, and we encourage you to share any specific requirements you may have. Just like a donkey finding its way, we navigate through all possibilities to ensure a seamless fit. Additionally, if your venue requires approved vendors, we are more than willing to become one, making sure you have access to our exceptional services hassle-free. So, don't hesitate to reach out and let us tailor an experience that will leave you braying with delight!

Donkey-Proof Bookings

We take bookings seriously, making sure that our customers' expectations are not only met but exceeded every step of the way. We believe in reliability and delivering on our promises, so our clients can count on us without a doubt. Just like the donkey who never forgets, we are meticulous in our planning, ensuring a smooth experience from start to finish. Our team goes the extra mile to guarantee that no customer is left disappointed. So, rest assured, when you book with us, you're in the hands of professionals who take their job as seriously as a donkey takes its carrots!

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What you get:

When booking with us you are securing your special date and renting BOTH of our adorable little guys.

We also include a trained donkey specialist.

Donkey tipping is available for a small additional fee.

We cover a 20 mile radius from 'DFW International Airport' FREE of charge.

We also cover further distances for a small delivery fee.

Please contact for an exact price on the delivery of your fury friends.

The price for this is $600 with a 50% deposit on booking.

Cancellation policy:

- Less than 90 days 25% back

- 6 months to 90 days 50% back

Optional Extras

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Donkey Tipping

Our Tipsy donkeys love making your events a little extra special, but it's hard work so why not make Jasper and Sebastian's day by pre-ordering some donkey snacks your guests can feed them as tips? After booking leave a message and we can add some onto your bill for a small fee.

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Available Starting times for Wed, Apr 24, 2024

Dates not available?

If your dates are not available please message us directly using the link below. We may still be able to host your event.

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Area We Cover

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We cover a 20 mile radius from 'DFW International Airport' FREE of charge. We also cover further distances for a small delivery fee. Please contact for an exact price on the delivery of your fury friends.

Get In Touch

Via our form or email.

All messages will be replied to within 72 hours

Email: contact@tipsyasses.com

2400 Aviation Dr, DFW Airport, TX 75261, USA

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