Tipsy Asses

Let us make your special day even better by adding a touch of 'hee-haw-some' fun!

Jasper

Jasper, a remarkably affectionate donkey, possesses a deep love for snuggling that sets him apart in this pair. Despite being the younger of the two donkeys, he carries himself with a mature, almost big-brotherly demeanor. Jasper's affectionate nature shines through in his close bond with his donkey companion. Together, they've cleverly figured out how to slip into the horse's stall, finding moments of quiet togetherness before separating to their respective eating spots. Jasper's endearing personality, marked by his love for snuggling and protective instincts, makes him a standout character, bringing warmth and companionship to his unique corner of the world.

Sebastian

Meet Sebastian, an adorable 20-month-old donkey with a personality as unique as his name. Despite his young age, he's already quite the character. Sebastian adores his good friend Jasper who he looks up to. Wherever Jasper goes, you can be sure Sebastian is not far behind, shadowing him with unyielding devotion. But there's one thing that sets Sebastian apart from his fellow donkeys - his insatiable appetite. He's a little foodie on hooves, gobbling up everything in sight. From crisp green apples to the juiciest carrots, there's no morsel too small for Sebastian's eager munching. With his boundless curiosity and heartwarming antics, Sebastian brings joy to everyone he encounters on the farm, making him a truly lovable addition to the family.

Weddings, Quinceañera's, Birthdays

What can we do for you?

What's included?

At Tipsy Asses, our services are designed to add a unique and memorable touch to your events. We take pride in offering fully insured donkeys and carts, manned by TABC certified staff, ensuring a safe and delightful experience for all. Our adorable donkeys will charm your guests as they serve a wide array of beverages, both alcoholic and non-alcoholic, that you provide. It's a fun and quirky way to elevate any gathering! So, whether you're sipping on a cocktail or enjoying a mocktail, our donkeys are here to make your event unforgettable.

Assured Custom Delights!

We take great pride in crafting an experience that perfectly aligns with your unique needs and desires. Your satisfaction is paramount, and we encourage you to share any specific requirements you may have. Just like a donkey finding its way, we navigate through all possibilities to ensure a seamless fit. Additionally, if your venue requires approved vendors, we are more than willing to become one, making sure you have access to our exceptional services hassle-free. So, don't hesitate to reach out and let us tailor an experience that will leave you braying with delight!

Donkey-Proof Bookings

We take bookings seriously, making sure that our customers' expectations are not only met but exceeded every step of the way. We believe in reliability and delivering on our promises, so our clients can count on us without a doubt. Just like the donkey who never forgets, we are meticulous in our planning, ensuring a smooth experience from start to finish. Our team goes the extra mile to guarantee that no customer is left disappointed. So, rest assured, when you book with us, you're in the hands of professionals who take their job as seriously as a donkey takes its carrots!

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When you book with us, you secure your special date and the delightful company of our two donkeys, Jasper and Sebastian. Our service includes a trained donkey specialist to ensure everything goes smoothly. We offer an option for your guests to feed the donkeys, which can be added to your cart at checkout. We cover delivery within a 20-mile radius of DFW International Airport at no additional cost. For further distances, a modest delivery fee applies—please contact us for precise rates.

The total cost of our service is $600, requiring a 50% deposit at booking. The remaining balance is due 90 days prior to your event. We send payment reminders, and if payment is not received by 75 days before the event, the booking will be cancelled, and all payments made will be forfeited. The 2nd half of your payment can be made early by clicking the link provided in our regular emails, or by contacting us directly using the contact form below. Bookings made within three months of the event must be paid in full immediately, by clicking the link in your confirmation email.

Cancellation and Rescheduling Policy

Rescheduling:

You may reschedule your event once for free within 12 months of the original date, subject to calendar availability, up to one month prior to the event without any fees.

Cancellation Fees:

More than 6 months before the event: A cancellation fee of $150 will be applied.

6 months to 90 days before the event: A cancellation fee of $300 will be applied.

Less than 90 days before the event: If you cancel during this period, a cancellation fee of 100% of your booking cost, including any optional extras, will be applied. Should there be any outstanding balance at the time of cancellation, it will still be required to be paid in full. This policy ensures that we can manage our schedule and resources effectively, even on short notice.

Refunds: Refunds issued will deduct any costs we have incurred, including payment processing fees.

This policy ensures flexibility while also protecting the operational aspects of our service.

Optional Extras

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Feed the donkeys

Our Tipsy donkeys love making your events a little extra special, but it's hard work so why not make Jasper and Sebastian's day by pre-ordering some donkey snacks your guests can feed them as tips? If you wish to add this it will be available when you make the second payment 1 month before your event.

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Available Starting times for Thu, Jun 13, 2024

Dates not available?

If your dates are not available please message us directly using the link below. We may still be able to host your event.

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Area We Cover

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We cover a 20 mile radius from 'DFW International Airport' FREE of charge. We also cover further distances for a small delivery fee. Please contact for an exact price on the delivery of your fury friends.

Get In Touch

Via our form or email.

All messages will be replied to within 72 hours

Email: contact@tipsyasses.com

2400 Aviation Dr, DFW Airport, TX 75261, USA

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